Funny and meaningless excuses!

Randomely going through webpages, I came across a set of excuses parents make when in uncomfortable situations, situations in which their sole aim is to defend their children, even if it means getting a mickey made out of them.. :P.

Take a shot and try reading it without rolling on the floor laughing! :P :P

These are actual excuse notes (original spelling intact) from some of the most unintentionally hilarious parents around:

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
3. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
4. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
5. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
6. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
7. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
8. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
9. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
10. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
11. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
12. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
13. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
14. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
15. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
16. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
17. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed playing games.

:P :P :D ;)

Update V1.0

To make blogging a regular habit is indeed very difficult! We can strive to maintain so though.. :P There are so many new things happening to you that it's actually very difficult to bullets-and-number them here.. That is why I'm up with this new feature of versions. I know, I know... It is very very old.. But for my chota-sa, rarely updated blogpage, it's a very good idea..! :P

Lots of things happened since I last blogged (In forward chronological order):

1. I happened to visit Bangalore, very casually..! :P (Haha, what a lie..!!!). It is still the same old place, with its same old welcoming feeling. It is always a pleasure to visit the place. I want to work here some time in my life.
2. I went to IIMB (Woah!! No words..!). An awesome campus, with an awesome aura. Why do I have to go to places and fall in love with them..? :( It is so depressing to not belong to such places..!!! If only I could get to study in it.
3. IIMB had its 35th annual convocation and my best friend was getting graduated.. :P :P :P It was just so amazing to attend it, with Mr. Mukesh Ambani conferring the degrees on the graduates.
4. Just to re-affirm, I got no IIM calls this season.. :( What a hard luck..! My fear of CAT becoming an annual event for me is coming true...!! Hehe.. Boht MEHNAT hai yar.. Boht hi zyada.. :( This much I've learnt that without MEHNAT, nothing can be done in case of CAT, and specially when all you have to get into is an IIM. Atleast thats the case with me. :P
5. I hope I get into that studying mode for once.. :P.. After going to IIMB, I was re-energised with motivation. I hope it lingers a little more so that I'm still that motivated in times to come. And ofcourse, if time permits ( what a sick reason...!!! Hehe)
6. My last sessionals of my last sem. :O.. seriously? I had my last sessionals this week. Finally, my engineering coming to an end.. ! It was 4-year-long affair. :(.. I don't know if I should feel happy or not. On a two way road, one is the road I took from my college life to this point. The other one is leading me to a whole new corporate world. Should I feel sad about leaving college, which is the case if I consider the masti I had here..? Or should I feel happy about going outside, living an independent life, facing the challenges that life has in store for me? A tough question to answer. I will let the time decide an answer for me.. :P
7. And now, according to the chronology, I have to be back at work... Stupid projects, defence, lab work, vivas etc..!!! If anything at all, I do wanna get rid of them. :P

Ha...! Ciao..!